My Take / 2007
Packer Pundit PredictionsBy Patrick Stuckey / Packer Pundit
Posted 9-8-2007
Yes Once again it's time for me to look deeply into my prognosticating crystal ball and pull out my...
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TOP TEN PREDICTION THINGIES FOR 2007
1) The Packers will Not go 16-0. Yes, yes I know... this probably will come as a shock to most of you... namely that moi... being the 'homer' that I are... actually will admit that our beloved green and gold will lose at least one game this season.
2) That one loss we get will be against the Bears at Soldier Field on account the freakin' refs are totally gunna rip us off on some lame call late in the 4th quarter that can't be reviewed and crap cause it's under two minutes or something. Sucks... I know! Freakin' Refs! Freakin' Bears!
3) AJ Hawk will lead the league in sacks, interceptions, and opponents compound fractures. Then he'll star in an upcoming Geico Insurance caveman commercial and will go Hollywood on us.4) Ted Thompson will trade UP in the draft.
Psyche!I just wanted to see if you were still paying attention.
5) Mike McCarthy will go on that Dan Marino Slim Fast diet and gain 30 lbs. Oh wait... that was my Andy Reid prediction.
6) Jon Kitna will Not throw 30 touchdowns... but Rex Grossman will fumble the snap from center 30 times.
7) Rookie receiver James Jones will have 100 receptions and 18 touches this season. Actually... I'm serious about that one.8) The Packer running game will be so dismal this season that they'll change their blocking scheme from 'Zone Blocking' to 'The Twilight Zone Blocking'... where running backs enter and are never heard from again.
9) Ted Thompson will sign a big name Free Agent.
Okay... you caught me that time.
10) With less than 2 minutes to go on the Packer's final game of 2007... some Sports Reporter babe will stick a microphone in Brett Favre's face and ask him if he's going to retire... and Brett will say yes.Thanks Brett!
Published by PackerPundit On Friday, September 07, 2007 at 9:01 PM.
You're lucky your a Packer fan or I would love, love, love to take you to town on this piss poor attempt at humor/wit. Go Pack.